Damn. Should've used the title as one of the innuendos. Anyway,

tagged me and I thought "Why not? Just for G..." and here we are. Here I present the fives:
Name five items within arms reach:
1: Computer
2: Keyboard
3: A stack of cd's.
4: Chair
5: The little bin full of pencils and highlighters
Name your top five favorite songs, in no particular order (I have way too many that I absolutely love. The first 2 are at the top, but I have many that'd tie for the rest):
1: Inside Out, Eve6 (Well, I also love "Here's to the Night", "Open Road Song" (I have to be driving fast for this one. No point in not reaching 80 mph like it says.

) and "Think Twice" (That one's so relatable for me. XD))
2: I'll Never Let You Go (aka Angel Eyes), Steel Heart
3: Bathwater, No Doubt (Pretty much all No Doubt songs are good)
4: Just Like Heaven, The Cure (Originally, Melissa Ethridge's "Come To My Window was here. So let's not forget that I love it, too)
5: Somebody To Love/Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen (I can't pick between the two)
(On kind of a related side note, I've been listening to Under Pressure by David Bowie and Queen a lot.

)
Name five languages that you would learn if you could:
1: Latin, because a lot of languages are based off it
2: Podling. Fala Van is "Thank you"

That's about all I know
3: ADD child. As a teacher, I feel I'll need it.
4: Cockney. I love the messed up British language. I can usually understand all the slang, but I'd like to be able to USE it.

5: I couldn't think of a lot of languages, so I'd like to point out I'm fluent in the weird way my friends communicate. Like I know the language of "Lizzy" all too well.

Name five politicians, not including Presidents, Prime Ministers, etc: And note if you like them or not... if you want:
1. Mayor McCheese. I'm not really sure why a cheeseburger was elected into office...
2. Mayor Adam West of Family Guy. Oh, I like this one. Not politically, but he's hilarious in general.
3. Mayor Quimby of the Simpsons. At least he lets the people vote upon EVERYTHING. Even if he's a womanizer...and embezzles money sometimes.
4. Princess Aurora. I LOVE this one. She's my favorite Disney princess. Maybe she didn't do much and has some serious sleep issues, but she's kind.

5. Prince Eric. Sure, we'd be screwed if a siren song told him to start a war, but mostly he's sweet, has a good sense of humour (even about himself), and isn't afraid of personally taking on the villains.
The 5 innuendos for G's sake:
1: In YOUR end-o. (I say it pretty much everytime I say/hear "innuendo")
2: I'll roofie your peach (One that Ashby said about Labyrinth looong ago)
3: I'll polish your wand/broomstick (Yeah, I've resorted to Harry Potter ones at this point)
4: I'll make you a Moaning Myrtle
5: Fuck it I can't think of another innuendo. I need someone to supply my with a topic to make a double entendre out of. Otherwise, I only master the single entendre.
Name five things you want to do before you die:
1: Assuming that the world ends in a zombie apocalypse, I'd like to shoot one with a crossbow. It's not sensical at all, I know, but...It'd be kickass
2: Actually make my "Techie: The Musical" and see it performed.
3: Get married in my big Sarah Labyrinth dress. (And if my husband's/wife is awesome, have a the whole thing Labyrinth themed)
4: Have my idealized 4 children.
5: Meet one of my idols, whether it be Stephen Hawking or Alyson Hannigan...or redoing the Seth Green thing so I wasn't just standing there like an awkward puppet.