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Happy Chanukah, Christian

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   You were a little curious as to why Kyle had invited you to his house so late. Didn’t he know that it was Christmas Eve? You were supposed to be with your family. Christmas Eve and Christmas itself are the only days your entire family seems to get along.  Even Shelly got into the Christmas spirit, or…at least, she wasn’t as big of a bitch during the holiday season. That was something you wanted to cherish a little. It only happened once a year. Plus, your mom was making cookies and cocoa, AND you got to open at least one present tonight. However, you figured that seeing Kyle would be better than all of this. He’d officially become yours about two weeks ago when you finally showed your real feelings for him with a cheap Chanukah gift. Lucky for you, Kyle thought the mirror and your kiss were good enough presents. You rang the doorbell and shuffled about on the front stoop for a moment, trying to heat yourself up. It was friggin’ cold out. “I hope that bitch of a mother of his doesn’t answer.” You said out loud before ringing the doorbell again. The frost was making you impatient. “Come on, Kyle. Open the door. You knew I was...coming.” He finally opened the door and invited you in. “What’s up Kyle? You wanted me?” You turned red instantly, realizing the double meaning behind your question. You hoped that Kyle would think the blush was from the cold outside.
  “I have a present for you, of course.” He led you towards a little table and picked up a small envelope. “Merry Christmas, goyim!” Kyle said, slapping the letter into your chest with his cheerful remark. You peered down at the envelope before lifting the corner of the backside up gently, as if a bomb were concealed inside and could go off at any second. Once you opened the envelope, your excitement faded a little, but your interest grew. Inside, there was nothing more than a little piece of paper. You opened it up and recognized Kyle’s handwriting before the words of the note even struck you. You’d learned his handwriting and could differentiate it from anyone else’s because there’s was not as important. Plus, you and Kyle had written a lot of notes to each other in your eight odd years of friendship. The note only had two words written on it. ‘Look Up.’ with a little heart drawn underneath the print. You looked at the space directly above you and Kyle as he smiled happily. ‘Mistletoe?’ You thought, curiously. You looked at Kyle blankly, trying to hide the fact that you thought his display was endearing. He blushed and sweated a little. A smirk spread across your face as you put your plan in action. ‘He deserves some kind of reward for his present, right?’ You bent at the knees and pounced forward, tackling Kyle, pulling him closer as one of your hands entangled into his hair and drew your faces closer so that you could kiss him passionately. Of course, your force had knocked you both off your feet and sent you both tumbling to the ground. THUMP. You had landed on top of him, since you were the one to send Kyle falling backwards within your embrace. ‘Best Christmas present ever’, you thought to yourself. “M…merry Christmas…Stan.” Kyle responded, between your kisses.
Sort of Part Two to "Merry Christmas, Jew" [link] which was for my darling husband, Dakt :icondakt37: It's what made her fall in love with and propose to me. =D

This short piece is based on her follow up comic:[link] The title switched around this time. "Merry Christmas, Jew" actually had to do with me giving the Jewish Dakt the first writing on Christmas, but this new title only seemed natural.

Oh, and this one is for :iconyurianya: because she asked me to write it. :hug:
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mockturtlesoup's avatar
*squee* Too cute. You should write a full-length fic!