BEWARE: This is perhaps the most confusing family tree you will EVER see!

Ok, so, in our group of friends, and then like one friends other group, and then a friend from that group's group, etc... We have this giant, illogical, very incestuous family tree known as "...Alabama"

This was basically created to keep all of our family straight with a visual.

It starts out with the "adults" and well...Mia, Steph, Lauren, and I all being sisters.

I married (and later divorced Ashby) and we have 3 biological children: Lucca and Tessa (twins) and Shika. Laura is our most recently adopted daughter, and DJ was originally adopted by us, but since has gone back to her biological mother, Steph (meaning she was my neice to begin with).

Let's move on to Steph: Steph first married Mac and had DJ out of that relationship. She divorced him and married Lucca (my son, her nephew) and they had 5 kids: Talon, Sam, Carrie and Ashley (twins), and Sarah.

Out of HER kids, two are married: DJ and Sarah. DJ married Shika (her adoptive sister) and had 2 kids: Monique and Kiri.
Sarah married Tim and they had Nick(i)

Now, we move on to my last married sister (Lauren just dates tons of boys, so she's on her own.) Mia. Mia married Vicki, and they had six kids (and are also the carriers/surragates to the birth of DJ). Their kids: Scotty, Alayna, Ryan, Nicole, Kristy, and Madison. I've been told that Madison has like 30 kids, so they aren't included.

CONFUSED YET?!


Notes:
I don't have anything against Alabama, nor are we implying that they're incetuous hicks. However, it's just the name we picked.

There's a key in the right hand corner for you to understand the ties visually. But, I forgot to add that the blue boxes around the names mean that that person is male, and pink boxes indicate that they're female. A blue AND pink box is more or less that these two are women, but they take on personalities/traits of men.